It was supposed to be a normal house hunt. Four bedrooms. A decent yard. Maybe a garage. Nobody mentioned the chickens. But here we are, in Marysville's Shoultes Neighborhood, looking at a 4-bedroom, 1.75-bath home on 10,454 sq ft backing to a salmon creek, with wildlife wandering through like they own the place. There's a huge covered deck practically begging for dinner parties, a dog run, and a chicken coop that's already prepared for your inevitable personality change. And before you start thinking this is all backyard charm, let's discuss the glow-up. New roof, fresh paint, newer mini splits, and a Moen Flo water monitoring system. Clean, easy to maintain, and refreshingly practical. Then there's the storage. An almost unreasonable amount. A two-car garage with a wood stove and partially finished shop/office, because apparently your future self has hobbies. Parking for eight cars? Yep. Room for the RV or boat? Also yes. Close to everything? Naturally. You came looking for a house with a little more room. You found a creekside retreat, a place to entertain, room for your next big idea, and a lifestyle you hadn't even considered. And now you're emotionally invested in chickens. Funny how that happens.